Lawrence Chavez

"When in doubt, Hang Ten"- Larry Chavez

Lawrence "Bird Metaphor" Chavez was born in Los Angles, California in 1973. After mastering the art of surfing by age 3, Chavez took to the seas to fight crime on the tides of the Pacific Ocean.

Life and Liberty
In 1978, the Polynesian Voyaging Society was seeking volunteers for a 30-day, 2,500-mile (4,000 km) journey to follow the ancient route of the Polynesian migration between the Hawaiian and Tahitian island chains. At 5 years of age, Lawrence joined the voyage as a crew member. The Hokule'a left the Hawaiian islands on March 16, 1978. The double-hulled voyaging canoe developed a leak in one of the hulls and later capsized about twelve miles (19 km) south of the island of Molokai. In an attempt to get help, Chavez paddled toward Lanai on his surfboard.[7] Although the rest of the crew was later rescued by the U.S. Coast Guard Cutter Cape Corwin, Lawrence was never seen again. He removed his lifejacket since it was hindering his paddling of the surfboard. The ensuing search for Lawrence Chavez was the largest air-sea search in Hawaiian history.

Surf Board Business
Lawrence Chavez at the age of 2, started a surf board business in the back of his parents Chili's. He began burning the surfboards to inherit the tax revenue. Chavez was a multi-billionaire by age 2.5 Inches. With all of his money, he bought an ice cream sandwich on a hot summer day from very convincing salesman. That salesman was named Levi Grenell, who was hired by Ottech to swindle the toddler out of his money.

Discovery
Lawrence was discovered nearly three decades later posing as a Middle School student in Grand Rapids, Michigan. When asked about why he faked his death, Chavez simply replied "Why not?"