Carter Glass

"Oh my god! My elbow!"- Carter Glass, last words Carter Glass was born in 1999 to the woman that's talking about how Monster Energy is satanic in that one video and Jesus Christ.

Personal Life
Carter Glass (AKA Farter Ass) once sexually harassed an employee at CVS pharmacy calling her "Boo-Boo" and asking her to "Shake that lil' pussy for him and the ranger." Farter has many sociopathic tendencies and loves Pewdiepie. In fact, he met Pewdiepie online over Omeglee.

Carter has recently come out as a gay man. A text sent to his brother "Jib Ass" was recovered during a search through Carter's personal records. In the text he revealed his physical and emotional attraction to a local madman who goes by many names. Some know him as Slippery Pete and some grimbo, but most know him as Jean Cumpoop. Jean refused Carters love, sending Carter into a deep depression that he struggles to get out of until recently upon his discovery of manga.

Carter has a profound love for manga and has been known to become enraged upon spoilers, real or fake, of his favorites such as Tokyo Ghoul and JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

There are also many leaked photos of Carter Glass almost completely naked. They were released during the mass hacking of the site "Ashley Madison". The photos depict Carter dressed in only a red speedo standing over what appears to be a small dead child covered in cum. There is no further information on this photo, but it did spark an FBI investigation that is still going on to this day.

Family Life
The ass family is very, "Extensive."-Farter Ass

It goes as follows:
 * Smellie Ass
 * Jib Ass
 * Dad Ass
 * There is a Ass
 * Dgo Ass
 * Many more asses, too many to count.

Carter's Greatest Moments

 * Carter Glass's Seinfeld.netAP GOV Commercial- Rebirth Party