Justin Ewing

"I bought a bike!"- Justin Ewing

Justin Ewing is a red super-giant star located in the Andromeda Galaxy. He is one of the largest stars visible in the night sky, and the fourth most luminous in the Andromeda Galaxy. He has a diameter of approximately 1,420 ± 120 solar radii (equal to a diameter of 13.2 astronomical units, or about 1,976,640,000 km). One day, like all things, he will die, and that day will be a good day. He was born in the year 1996, probably, in like fuckiing Arkansas or something. He is the inspiration for the song "Flannel" by the Cardboard Swords.

History
Justin (a.k.a. the Ghost of Grand Rapids) has spent at least 18 years of his life walking around the streets of Grand Rapids, or skateboarding at the skatebowl. He is the master of many types of tricks with a skateboard and I heard once he did a 720 downtown somewhere.

He is a notorious hater of women, and has assaulted several in his quest to find meaning in this putrid existence. Along with hating women, he also hates the homeless. Having once been accosted by a homeless man with no toes, he has since taken to lying to the homeless about his financial situation and his dick size.

He bought a rifle around September 2008, and has been sighted carrying it around as he tramps around the woods.

His current whereabouts are unknown but he should be considered armed and dangerous.

The Return
Justin Ewing came crawling back to the Group Chat on September 2, 2016 after dismissing it as a liberal garbage can.