Andrew Vandermeer

"Dog Salon, Woof!"- Andy Vandy The vandersmear, the madman, the machine. His father being a wealthy German aristocrat, Andrew, born Andle Sven-Stonbenall, was able to get through life without having to lift a finger, until he finally got his in the form of several ton bus crushing him. Andrew Vandermeer's death was inspired by the song "Vehicular Manslaughter" by Happy Birthday Satan.

https://soundcloud.com/happy-birthday-satan/vehicular-manslaughter

Death
Andrew Vandermeer was killed by a bus driven by a disgruntled classmate Benjamin Steiner. At first, it would appear that Steiner was at fault, but as an investigation into the case went on, a different conclusion was drawn. Andrew was going to kill Jeremy Payne. Ben Steiner is a hero.

Notable Events
One experienced sexual pleasure in his pants, the result of witchcraft committed by Emily Cobb

Attempted rape and kidnapping by Asian businessmen in New Jersey.

Created many large coal fires to protest Obama's impediment of the Coal industry. "This is an American profession. It built this nation, and got it to be a super power. I think it's bullshit what the president is doing. Fuck. This is why we need a new regime."

WARNING
Do not trust him.